my heart is pounding i am shaking i just killed the biggest spider ever and its guts are all over my container of bubble soap i am going to puke

(via criminal-class)

neatlove asked: That's so funny! When I stop smoking weed I get crazy dreams too! Your France dream sounded stressful. Glad you're feeling better!

i just woke up from another one where i sold my soul to the devil by sitting on a bed with a camcorder in the room. the devil gave me a pan and that was the weapon i had to kill people with. i remember saying, “i once knew this dude who carried around a toaster for no reason and now i know why.” hahaha o man :( not cool i guess i’ll post the rest of my dream but it involves death

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